I'm home

Boy have I got a lot to tell you.

I caught the cough again on Friday - stupid coughy dogs in the cell next to me I bet. Honestly - some of them are such a pain. I really don't like the cough. Or should I say cough up (flem/food/water/bile).

But anyway.

Remember HIM. Well HE came back on Saturday with HER. I have to admit I wasn't expecting much to happen as it was almost the end of the day. Then one of my careers came over and brought me out! HE and HER were talking to the lady at the desk about lots of stuff.

From what I can remember THEY were talking about the cough - it's okay so long as I am kept away from other dogs (boo) 'cos it's a bit contagious - whatever that means. And that ment that despite me being a bit poorly HE and HER could take me home. That got me kind of excited! Then THEY got out some papers and other stuff. And then THEY got this body harness. THEY had to keep getting bigger ones out as THEY thought I might not be able to squeeze into the smaller ones. I don't know what THEY ment!

Anyway, I got taken to HIS car. IT'S SO SMALL! What was HE thinking. I need space in my wagon. But I guess it wasn't so bad. I liked being in the car. I was on the back seat next to HER. Lots of smells and things to see. Very exciting.

And then THEY got me home. It looked like a very nice place. HE went ahead and put some stuff indoors. Then when HE came back the man from next door came over to say hello. While HE and HE and HER were talking the house door blew shut. I mean really. How stupid is HE! HE locked me out of the house before I even got to go in it. Duh!!!

Well Mr Stupid sorted it out eventually but really - I think I better go easy on HIM. I don't think HE can cope with too much at once.

Anyway THEY got me inside and I had a good sniff around inside, and then out in the garden. And THEY sat outside with me for a while. I was a bit coughy though. And brought up quite a lot of flem. THEY looked pretty worried about it - I think THEY thought it was worse then it really was. THEY kept refering to these bits of paper and books - I think THEY have got a lot to learn!

I think THEY are trying to train me by getting me clam down before THEY give me any food or fuss. Oh well - THEY can try.

Well - that evening was a bit rough - lots of coughing (and cleaning up). I think THEY prefer me to bring stuff up outside or on the shiny floor in the kitchen. But sometimes it just happens on the carpet. A girl can't help it.

He likes to brush me a lot. I quite like it. I think it will make me look even more pretty than usual!

Didn't have a very good night the first night.

I was coughing a lot. THEY didn't come down but I could tell THEY could hear me and didn't sleep very well either! Silly pair. I was fine.

THEY came down in the morning (pretty early actually - I don't think THEY could sleep!) and SHE took me into the garden and HE cleared up the kitchen bit. I had some food and decided I like to sit on the rug THEY put down in the sitting room. I think THEY got it just for me. I think I like it more than my bed but I don't reckon THEY'll let me sleep there over night. THEY are so mean!

I had a day of coughing and flemming really, though I liked it when HE took me out into the garden. I didn't get out much in the prison - even though the careers were so lovely to me.

THEY shut me into the kitchen area when THEY went out for a little bit - I think THEY might want me to get used to that. I guess it's okay to have a safe place to stay when THEY are out. And my beds not too bad. There is a nice blanket in it!

And that's it really. Some fussing, some coughing. THEY are doing THEIR best really. I have some nice things to chew - a rope thing I might have destroyed, a lovely blue ball, and a kong - HE puts food in it when he leaves me. I think it's to distract me but I'm on to that game. I think there is going to be a bit more coughing to go before I get better. But things are going in the right direction.

THEY left some paper down in the kitchen and I didn't make as much mess last night. Then HE appeared and let me out. I think SHE might have gone straight to work 'cos I didn't get to see HER this morning. SHE's nice though but I think there must be something wrong with HER sense of smell as she keeps calling me a bit smelly. I smell lovely! Obviously!

And then I had another walk round the garden and then chilling out with HIM. He's taken the day off work to settle me in HE says. HE works close so HE'll be able to keep coming back but to be honest I think I might just have nice long kips. There's only so much a girl can do.

Had a little bit of an accident just now. Brought up some yellowy green stuff on the carpet before I got outside. I think HE thought it was special as HE was putting some stuff on it that HE hasn't used before - don't know what that was all about...

And THEY keep giving me these pink things that look a bit like pills. Don't like them one bit. Though I can't always tell when THEY put them in cheese. I like cheese. Very much.

So that's it.

Bella out.

Need a snooze after such a big blogging...